There are two kinds of people in the world: those who wear tartan plaid skirts and velvet blazers for the holidays, and those who wear light-up, tinsel-covered, laughably ugly Christmas sweaters garnished with crude phrases. At Spencer’s, we are die-hard members of the latter group.
These 10 ugly Christmas sweaters promise to make the holidays funnier and more memorable!
1. Light-Up Snowballs Deep Ugly Christmas Sweater
Bring on the laughs with this hilarious ugly Christmas sweater that will set the perfect humorous note for your holiday festivities.
2. Light-Up Let’s Falalala Fuck Ugly Christmas Sweater
You came to drink eggnog and get it on, and you’re all out of eggnog. This light-up ugly Christmas sweater will earn you a spot on the naughty list.
3. Light-Up Stop Staring At My Package Ugly Christmas Sweater
Despite what it says on the front, they won’t be able to stop checking you out when you put on this hilarious ugly Christmas sweater!
4. Light-Up Leg Lamp Ugly Christmas Sweater – A Christmas Story
Any fan of A Christmas Story will love this homage to the film in the form of a light-up fragile leg lamp ugly Christmas sweater!
5. Light-Up Oh Holy Fuck Ugly Christmas Sweater
Oh holy fuck, sometimes classic Christmas music can be catastrophically boring. This light-up ugly Christmas sweater will take your holiday from bad to rad in a flash.
6. Snow Couple Ugly Christmas Sweater
This frosty couple sure knows how to heat things up! Wear this to your next holiday party to see who’s observant enough to read into this seemingly innocent ugly Christmas sweater.
7. Adult Elf Ugly Christmas Sweater
You may have sweaters, but do you have any sweaters that make it look like your head is attached to an elf’s body? Now’s your chance to snag one.
8. Light-Up Where My Hos At Ugly Christmas Sweater
Ho, ho, ho! This spicy red sweater is adorned with jingle bells, plaid sleeves, and the ultimate superstar, Santa!
9. Light-Up Let It Blow Ugly Christmas Sweater
We all overindulge in Christmas cookies from time to time. If you should find yourself a little gassy this season, let it blow, let it blow, let it blow!
10. Light-Up Marshmello Christmas Sweater
If you’re tired of the same old holiday tunes, change it up with Marshmello! This light-up Marshmello Christmas sweater is guaranteed to get the festivities flowing.
Grab your gifts, throw on your boldest ugly Christmas sweater, and prepare to make this holiday season outrageous! And click here for more ugly Christmas sweater gift ideas!
