You already know what St. Patrick’s Day is all about. If you’re not at a house party, we’re sure we’d be able to find you at a bar crawl somewhere out there. But before you start drinking green beers in a dark, crappy dive bar on March 17th, you have to gather all of your friends somewhere. Here’s how you can make sure both you and your party place are prepped and ready to rage on St. Patrick’s Day!
Show Off Your Irish Pride
You know the rules. Wear green or you’ll get pinched. Don’t have anything green that you’d actually want to wear out? We got you covered. Among our awesome St. Patrick’s Day stuff, we have some seriously cool and cute outfits. Funny t-shirt that asks everyone if they’re feeling lucky? Check. St. Pat’s Drinking Team jersey? Yes, pls. A full clover romper? Now you’re talking.
Accessorize Your Assets
Top off your festive outfit with a St. Patty’s Day trucker hat or a festive shamrock fanny pack. Not into dressing the part? Fine. At least wear St. Patrick’s Day suspenders with clovers all over them. Then you’ll not only be stylish, but your pants will stay secure no matter how “festive” you end up getting at the bar. Or stick on some temporary tattoos for minimal effort and hang up a St. Patrick’s Drinking Team flag in your basement while you celebrate.
Invest in Festive Drinkware
Red plastic cups? Nah. Not today. You don’t have to be classy, but if you’re going to be drinking beer, at least drink it out of a giant pilsner beer glass. With its ability to hold up to 28 ounces, you won’t even have to worry about refilling. And before you to go the bar, gather six of your friends and “hydrate” with up to 12 bottles of “water” using the Bongzilla beer bong. Everyone will be ready to rally after that for sure!
Play Drinking Games
And what St. Patrick’s Day pre-game is good without…games? Challenge your friends to the ultimate game of beer pong and rack ‘em up using the mini beer pong table. No more fighting over re-racks and not having the perfect diamond. Focus on what really matters: winning the game and drinking the beer. Or if you’re more of a card game or board game person, try a new one like Drunk, Stoned, or Stupid and see who’s most likely to “wake up with half a burrito in bed” or who’s “a little bitch.” Everyone may even agree on who “is going straight to hell.” We think it’d be fun to take a drink every time you’re voted as something, so crack open a cold one before you start playing. If cards games aren’t your style, play Drinkopoly. It’ll be the most fun game you’ll never remember.
Now that you’ve covered all your bases with these awesome St. Patrick’s Day party ideas, you’re finally ready to hit the bar scene! Put your suspenders back on and grab your leprechaun hats. It’s time to party like the Irish.
Please drink responsibly and never drink and drive.
