The gift that keeps on ✨giving✨.
Everybody knows the holiday season is the horniest time of the year. This Christmas, ditch the cliché stocking stuffers and give them what they really want. Orgasms! It’s 2023, and we’re all about sex-positive gift-giving, so we’ve compiled a list of our hottest, most-loved sex toys. Explore everything from double-ended vibrators to glow-in-the-dark suction dildos. Perfect for your BFF, partner, or anyone else who’s special to you, these buzz-worthy toys are all a vibe.
There’s a special something here for every couple, every gender, and every body. So don’t be intimidated! We’re here to break it down for you.
1. Our Favorite Gender-Inclusive Sex Toys
Explore 8-Function Double-Ended Rechargeable Waterproof Vibrator 13.8 Inch – Phluid
Best vibrator for partners. Explore is an inclusive, gender-free vibrator designed for every body regardless of sex, gender, or body size. This versatile bedroom must-have is perfect for partners who want to explore in the bedroom.
Control 8-Function Dual Vibrating Strap-On Set – Phluid
Best remote-control harness strap-on. For strap-on play that pleasures the giver and receiver, Control is the perfect fit. This exciting set includes a vibrating strap-on dildo and harness that’s excellent for using with a partner. As if this wasn’t enough, this state-of-the-art toy includes a remote control… for endless pleasure options.
Discover 10-Function Flexible Rechargeable Waterproof Vibrating Massager 5 Inch – Phluid
Best grinding vibrator for any body. Discover is a flexible vibrating massager that offers hands-free, deep, rumbling vibrations for the ultimate external stimulation. Yes, humping and grinding is all the rage these days! This versatile toy can even wrap around any shaft and be used as a stroker.
2. Stroke It Like You Mean It
Excite Textured Stroker – Phluid
Best stroker for any and every body. Get excited! This design is suited for individuals who are transitioning, gender-neutral, or nonbinary and is also suitable for anyone with a penis. This compact stroker has your pleasure in mind and can accommodate all shapes and sizes.
Airtight Stroker – Arouz’d
Best realistic stroker. Are fast and fun orgasms at the top of their list this holiday season? If the answer is yes, look no further than this Airtight Stroker. This classic sleeve design is great for beginners and features a realistic look, feel, and discreet outer design. It’ll be your little secret!
Clear Blue Super Sucker Frosted Stroker – Arouz’d
Best stroker for beginners. Get a gift that will blow them away. This super sucker stroker feels oh-so tight & right; they’ll be canceling all their post-holiday plans. Don’t forget to pair it with some lube!
3. Dildo Delights
Disco Stick Dildo 9.5 Inch – Hott Love Extreme
Best insertable 8″ dildo. Wanna take a ride on a disco stick? This functional work of art is perfect for partnered or solo play. With a suction cup base, you can even bring the party to the shower…
Nightfall Glow in the Dark Suction Cup Dildo 7.8 Inch – Hott Love Extreme
Best glow-in-the-dark dildo. Hint: Your partner definitely wants this! The Nightfall Glow in the Dark Dildo is harness compatible and features a suction-cup base so it can be attached to the wall or the floor with ease.
Glitter Glam Dildo 6 Inch – Hott Love
Best suction dildo for beginners. Go glitter, or go home. Everyone knows the prettier the vibe, the better the orgasm! This exciting dildo features a suction-cup base and realistic shape, totally designed to fulfill your sensual needs every time you use it.
4. Buzz-Worthy Vibes
Pink Rose Clitoral Vibrator 3 Inch – ROMP
Best clitoral vibrator. Three words: Pleasure. Air. Technology. This sex tech toy will have them falling in lust the minute they unwrap it. Plus, it’s a total upgrade to any bedside table. If Mrs. Clause approves (she does), then so do we.
Thrill Multi-Function Rechargeable Waterproof Rabbit Vibrator 8.75 Inch – Oona
Best rabbit vibrator. Ahh, the tried and trusted rabbit vibrator. Your giftee’s nightstand just found its new favorite toy. Thrill’s dual motor design and unique handle will turn any old weeknight into a night they’ll never forget.
Out of Control 21-Function Remote Control Waterproof Bullet Vibrator 3 Inch – Hott Love Extreme
Best remote-control vibrator. This toy is out of control, literally. Are you looking for a spicy gift to transform you and your S.O.’s sex life? Gift them a remote-control vibe. Trust us, it’ll blow both your minds. Plus, it’s portable and travel-friendly.
5. Butt Stuff
Black Lil’ Buddy Silicone Waterproof Butt Plug 3 Inch – Arouz’d
Best silicone butt plug. Show them the backdoor basics. It might be mini, but this toy delivers BIG pleasure. Keep this little buddy in your bag, bedside table, or top drawer for easy, whenever-you-desire fun. This waterproof toy is always ready for a dip in the pool or shower.
Plug N’ Play Vibrating Butt Plug 6.5 Inch – Arouz’d
Best vibrating butt plug. Butt plug + vibrator = Best. Sex. Ever. This unique plug is shaped and tapered to simultaneously deliver powerful sensations for you, your partner, or both. Life’s too short not to indulge in some bedroom bum fun.
Metal Heart Butt Plug 2.7 Inch – Hott Love
Cutest butt plug. Who knew a butt plug could be so adorable? When you thought their ass couldn’t get any hotter, you go ahead and gift them this! Take it to the backdoor with this glam butt plug, fit for a sweetheart.
What’s better than hot sex? How about hot sex wrapped in a pretty bow? Need more guides to toys & sex? Check out 10 Reasons Why Lingerie Makes a Great Gift for Anyone and 25 Best Sex Positions.
