As the holiday season approaches, our Christmas excitement continues to grow and we’re about ready to whip out our ugly Christmas t-shirts. We know you’re all ready for some cool new threads to rock at the annual holiday party. Our elves over at Spencer’s have been tirelessly working for months to come up with a fresh new batch of hilarious ugly Christmas t-shirts for you to wear, and we promise you won’t be disappointed! (Like that one time Grandma got you prunes for Christmas…)
We know things can get a little stressful around the holidays, especially with so many gifts to buy and so many styles and options to choose from! So why not pick up an ugly Christmas t-shirt to give your life the extra holiday cheer it needs? We’ve gone ahead and narrowed down the list to our top 10 funny ugly Christmas t-shirts, so you know exactly what you’re getting into come December 25!
We hope you’ve been good this year, because some of these t-shirts might send you onto the naughty list! But that sack of coal you might get will be totally worth the huge laughs you’ll receive at the party! So without any further delay, here’s our top 10 list of the funniest ugly Christmas t-shirts for 2019!
10. All I Want for Christmas is Ben Ugly Christmas T-Shirt
Starting off our list at number 10 is good ol’ Big Ben Franklin! Everyone knows it’s all about the Benjamins. Why would Christmas be any different? Show off your festive side with one of the original Founding Fathers once you decide to pick up this All I Want for Christmas is Ben Ugly Christmas T-Shirt. We’re as certain as death and taxes that this shirt will be a hit!
9. I Believe in Santa Ugly Christmas T-Shirt
They say that seeing is believing, right? With this I Believe in Santa Ugly Christmas T-Shirt you’ll have visual proof of Santa’s existence and don’t let anyone try to convince you otherwise! Next thing you know everyone will be trying to convince you that the Tooth Fairy or even Sasquatch aren’t real! Blasphemous!
8. I Like Your Balls Ugly Christmas T-Shirt
Careful! These balls are fragile! Don’t let any well-hung balls go unnoticed when you wear this I Like Your Balls Ugly Christmas T-Shirt. Anyone who gives a damn about their balls will truly appreciate the compliment! Dust ’em off, and let ’em loose!
7. I Christmas Harder Than You Ugly Christmas T-Shirt
It’s true. No one does Christmas harder than you! Let it be known who the jolliest of the bunch is when you show up to the party wearing this I Christmas Harder Than You Ugly Christmas T-Shirt. At this point, turning up under the Christmas tree has basically become a tradition for you. There’s no denying that this Santa’s totally slumped!
6. Santa’s Got a Brand New Bag Ugly Christmas T-Shirt
After a long night of delivering presents you already know Santa’s all about lighting that tree! There’s a reason this man is always so jolly! Show everyone that Santa’s got a brand new bag and it’s not for slinging presents when you wear this Santa’s Got a Brand New Bag Ugly Christmas T-Shirt. That explains why he’s always eating all those cookies! No wonder this man can withstand all that chimney smoke!
5. Sit On My Face Ugly Christmas T-Shirt
Even though it might not be what you actually said, Santa knows what you really want for Christmas! This Sit on My Face Ugly Christmas T-Shirt is a hilariously clever way to show everyone at the party that you’re there for more than just presents! We all knew Santa was stuffing his face with cookies, but not that kind of cookie!
4. Make the Yuletide Gay Ugly Christmas T-Shirt
You know we couldn’t go and make a top ten list without including something special for our LGBTQ community! Show off your pride at the Christmas party with this fabulous Make the Yuletide Gay Ugly Christmas T-Shirt. This bright and bold t-shirt is sure to get you tons of compliments on your outfit!
3. Merry Tripmas Ugly Christmas T-Shirt
You’ll have a psychedelic Christmas celebration once you decide to go with this Merry Tripmas Ugly Christmas T-Shirt. With this shirt on you’ll be feeling far out, man, and you’ll be one step closer to discovering the true meaning of Christmas. At least, that’s what we’ve been told…
2. Meowy Fucking Christmas Ugly Christmas T-Shirt
Imagine waking up to this adorable kitten in your Christmas stocking! Wish everyone a Meowy Fucking Christmas when you show up to the function wearing this Meowy Fucking Christmas T-Shirt. This shirt is a purr-fect choice for any crazy cat lovers looking to spread a little holiday spirit!
1. I Got You Bitches 2 Weeks Off Ugly Christmas T-Shirt
At the end of the day, it’s important to take time to recognize and reflect on the true reason we celebrate this amazing holiday we call Christmas. Without this wonderful holiday we wouldn’t get to enjoy our two weeks off of work every winter! Show everyone what you’re really grateful to be celebrating when you pull up rocking this I Got You Bitches 2 Weeks Off Ugly Christmas T-Shirt! Wear this shirt to the holiday party to give everyone a friendly reminder about why we celebrate! The least they could do is say “Thanks!”
There’s our list! We hope you were falalala, following along! We want to know what you think! Tell us which ugly Christmas t-shirt is your favorite and be sure to give us a shout at spencersblog@spencergifts.com! Whenever you’re in need of any holiday essentials, Spencer’s will always have you prepared! Check out our entire collection of ugly Christmas t-shirts, men’s ugly Christmas sweaters and women’s ugly Christmas sweaters right here at Spencer’s!
