“Do you want to build a snowman?“
One of our favorite parts of winter is patiently awaiting that first winter snowfall so we can go outside and create some frosty friends. We’re not talking about building any old, traditional snowman; we’ve got to make sure it has that hilarious Spencer’s flair! Get ready to dive snowballs deep into outdoor winter fun as we show you how to create a hilarious, naughty snowman! Whether you’re a first-timer or an expert, this guide provides all the steps you need to make a snowman like you’ve never seen before.
Constructing Your Snowman
Start by first selecting a suitable area to begin constructing your snowman. A good surface typically features snow that is moist and easy to pack. Snow that is loose and powdery does not make for good snowmen and is susceptible to breaking apart. Begin forming a snowball in your hands and shape the base by rolling it in the snow until it has reached the desired size. Continue this process until you’ve got three giant snowballs stacked on top of one another to shape the base, body, and head. Now that you’ve got a blank canvas to work with, it’s time to start decorating!
Bringing Your Snowman to Life
Decorating your snowman is essential for bringing them to life and giving them some personality. You can create your look with various household items, starting with the face. When making the face of the snowman, think of some hilarious and unexpected things to use for the eyes and nose.
Dildo Nose
A snowman’s nose is typically one of the first things you notice and is the perfect attention grabber to start you off. Forget the boring carrot and try using something outrageous like a dildo to have your snowman looking naughty.
Butt Plug Eyes
Remember, your snowman needs to be able to see! How about using some butt plugs to give him a pair of eyes? Or place them on his torso to replicate some shiny buttons. You’ll have everyone fooled!
Cool Shades
Want to go for a look that’s a little cooler? Try decking your snowman out in a fresh pair of sunglasses to complete their look.
Dress Up Your Snowman
Complete your snowman with various accessories to tie your look together!
Sexy Lingerie
Suppose you went the naughty route and are looking for something sweet and seductive to dress up your creation. In that case, some lingerie is the perfect choice to get your snowman looking sexy!
Party Hats
Let the neighborhood know your snowman is the ultimate party animal with party accessories like a drinking hat.
Graphic Tees
Shop some of our officially licensed graphic tees and show off your snowman’s naughty personality!
Get Lit With Weed Merch
Celebrating the holidays by lighting up some ganja? Use some weed merch from our collection to create your stoner snowman, which will surely be a hit among your friends.
Building snowmen is a classic winter activity that will always stay in style. By putting our fun Spencer’s twist on it, you’ll have one of the best-looking snowmen in the neighborhood! Check out The Inspo Spot for more holiday content, and for the best holiday gifts, head to Spencers.com to complete your Christmas list.
