Christmas is coming, which means it’s time for you to start thinking about what kind of ridiculous gifts you can bring to your next Pollyanna! Whether you’re participating in a secret Santa or joining in on a classic game of White Elephant, these gag gifts are sure to be a hit among you and your friends. We must warn you: Picking these gag gifts will make for roaring laughter and you’ll be crowned the funniest person at the party. So, make sure to prepare yourself for huge accomplishments. Let’s get started.
You literally cannot go wrong with drinkware. Everyone gets thirsty. Everyone needs liquids to survive. And, yes. These mugs and drinkware items are outrageous but they will be useful to your gift-receiver.
Literal facts. Coffee really does induce bowel movements because caffeine can activate your colon but this is not WebMD so we digress. This hilarious mug may cause embarrassment, but it’s true, soooooooo it really just seems like a genuine gift that will be put to good use.
If you and all of your friends (or family) are known to party a little too hardy, (we know that doesn’t make sense but it does rhyme so, whatever) this drinking hat is the perfect way to insult your gift receiver while still providing them with a gift that’ll be useful. This hilarious drinking hat will most definitely be used at your holiday party and most likely be shared amongst all of the guests, so you win on the deal, too.
I know we said you can’t go wrong with drinkware, and it’s true, you can’t. But, believe it or not, penis-shaped or boob-shaped things are also a real hit at holiday parties. Here are a few of our favorite body part-inspired gag gifts to get the party started:
Everyone is stressed during the holiday. If you say you’re not, you’re a liar. This giant breast ball is a stress ball in the form of a boob. We don’t think this needs anymore explanation. It’s pretty obvious you’ll be juggling more than just stress this this.
Nothing says “dickhead” quite like this hilarious penis hat. There’s even a pull string that’ll make it… ya know… rise. If you want a funny gift that’ll be remembered for years to come, this is erectly – oops, EXACTLY what you need.
Willy Warmer
Okay, so this may not actually LOOK like a dick, but it’s 100% for your dick so it falls into this anatomic category. This willy warmer is perfect for Christmas because let’s face it, no one likes a cold pee-pee.
Still not sold? That’s fine. We have more for ya! Here are some of our favorite silly gadgets that will fill everyone will laughter.
Fart noises will never get old. This fart machine is the perfect gag gift because it’ll literally be funny forever. There’s no doubt the recipient will instantly open this bad boy and make fart jokes all night long. We don’t want to jump to conclusions, but it’ll probably end up being an essential part of your annual holiday gatherings.
Make the fart machine even more realistic when you add this fart spray to the gift! When grandma starts asking, “what’s that smell?” just remember, “whoever smelt it dealt it!”
Fake lottery tickets are the ultimate prank… They’re also very, very cruel. Everyone gives lotto tickets when they’re stuck on what to give as a gift, so your recipient won’t even think anything of it… until they win big! Create a rollercoaster of emotions!
There you have it. This is our list of go-to gag gifts for every Christmas game you could possibly participate in this holiday season. Want some more ideas? Check out all of our gag gifts & pranks and get ready for the funniest Christmas yet!
