What do you give your friend who curses every other word? The best fuckin’ gifts ever! Behold Spencer’s holiday gift guide for people who love to say “fuck.” From t shirts to underwear to cozy blankets, body jewelry, drinkware, and more, these gifts are the perfect way to show that you totally get your friend’s vibe. Give a gift this year that will make them say “Fuck yeah!”
Bring all your essentials with you when you carry this fuck off mini backpack!
Ray of Fucking Sunshine Fleece Blanket
Cozy up and make sure everyone knows you’re bright but edgy with this fleece blanket.
Rose Design Fuck Off Fleece Blanket
If you say it sweetly, it doesn’t sound as mean. With its italicized “fuck off” text, this blanket is a kinder, gentler way of saying you want to be alone.
You’re magical and you know it, so let your wall remind you when you hang this tapestry.
Make them laugh while sharing your outlook on life in this hilarious graphic tee.
This funny nun giving the middle finger image is also available as a hoodie that’s perfect for year-round humor and warmth.
Fuck This Fuck That Fuck You Fuck Off T Shirt
Want to really make a statement? This black and white tee does the talking for you.
Fuck This Fuck That Fuck You Fuck Off Hoodie
Say it all with this funny hoodie. This foul-mouthed sweatshirt is the perfect warm weather gear gift for anyone who wants to be left alone.
Fuck Around and Find Out T Shirt
Let everyone know what will happen if they cross you when you wear this funny graphic tee.
Let this skull giving the finger do the talking with this attitude tee.
Put a pretty spin on your love of cursing with this pink and purple tie dye tee.
Can cute style and major attitude go together? Yes, when you’re wearing this black and white tank top.
Look festival ready in this strappy pink fuck heart bralette. You’ll be turning heads everywhere you go when you wear this cute bralette top.
Pair this cute pink skirt with the fuck heart bralette or your favorite top for a totally stylish look
Remind yourself that life’s too short to take things too seriously when you wear these fuck it boxer briefs.
Subtly get your point across with these black crew socks. Add some attitude to any outfit.
Light-Up Oh Holy Fuck Ugly Christmas Sweater
Nothing says ’tis the season like a little cursing! This funny ugly Christmas sweater is the perfect way to show your holiday spirit.
Coworkers or family talk too much? Let them know they need to zip their lips when you raise your mug to them.
I Am a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Shot Glass
Whether you mean this literally or not, this shot glass will make your next drink even more enjoyable.
Straight Outta Fucks to Give Shot Glass
Next time you have a long day, pour one out in this shot glass and let your worries go for a while.
Make sure everyone knows your stash is totally personal. Hands off!
Contents Will Fuck You Up Stash Jar
This stash jar has the perfect warning for anyone who dares to mess with your most beloved treasures.
Make every shopping trip an exciting one when you pull out this in-your-face wallet.
Let your body jewelry say it all with these fun nipple barbells.
Silvertone Fuck Nipple Barbells
Spell it out with these fun nipple barbells and add the perfect flair to your jewelry collection.
Everyone will know you’re not the sweet and cuddly type with these fuck huggie dangle earrings.
Multi-Pack Fuck Plugs – 6 Pair
This pack of plug earrings lets you express your love of cursing in multiple colors and sizes.
Fuck Me 10-Function Heart Print Waterproof Bullet Vibrator
Take the phrase “fuck me” literally with this fun bullet vibrator! It’s small enough to take with you anywhere and powerful enough to have you yelling out “fuck yes” whenever you use it.
Want more fuckin’ options? Check out Spencer’s dozens of fun items all featuring your favorite four-letter word! Curious about how this curse word got so popular? Check out our blog post on why we love the word “fuck.” Want even more funny holiday shopping ideas for everyone on your list? Check out all of our Spencer’s gift guides for presents that will have them saying “You’re fucking awesome” when they open them.
